by puddlepirate » Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:42 pm
I've never understood why it should be necessary to book appointments with clairvoyants. If they were any good they'd know you were coming and would tell you the best time to visit, not wait for you to call. Apart from the dodgy haircut I'd always been open minded about Derek A. I was neither a believer nor a disbeliever but following Ian R's suggestion and looking up Mr A on Google I was surprised to find his guide and mentor was an Ethiopian bloke named Sam and that Mr A's persona had, during one appearance, apparently been 'infiltrated' by Henry VIII. Might have been more convincing has his guide and mentor been Bert, a deceased docker from Birkenhead and his persona hijacked by Dave from the chippy, who died in an unfortunate accident involving a vat of batter and a faulty step ladder..... RFI? RIP more like. I shall say no more.
You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time (Winston Churchill)...causa latet, vis est notissima