Many thanks for the entirely feasible and possibly highly probable story involving the 67th ARRS in a practical joke that backfired.
Just a couple of observations - these are not criticisms of any kind, just observations and a hypothesis:
1. Whatever it was that came down in the forest, it created a huge flap amongst the Americans. One thing is for sure, senior officers do not leave black tie engagements to go cavorting about in the woods in search of strange lights unless there is a very,very good reason for doing so.
2. A senior officer (irrespective of service or nationality) making written a report about such an incident then submitting that report to a foreign power instead of to their own command is more likely to be locked up than promoted - unless they have been specifically ordered to instigate immediate diversionary tactics, including making such a report. On successful completion - and let's face it, as a diversionary tactic Rendlesham was brilliantly executed -of such an action, a promotion would almost certainly be a given.
3. It is known there was a Russian bear - a Cosmos - re-entering the atmosphere at about the same time as the Rendlesham incident
4. If not many personnel knew about the Apollo capsule being on site then it must have been highly classified and even at Christmas would probably have been under secure guard in a restricted area. From the little I know about such areas, they are always guarded 24/7 with access to authorised personnel only - and helo pilots requesting to take the device on a walkabout, even if they did have access to the area, would almost certainly be denied and possibly even reported.
5. What if....and only what if.....instead of an Apollo capsule, it was a Russian space capsule that came down? That would most certainly have been sufficient reason for senior officers to leave what they were doing and go rushing into the forest with security staff, the 67th ARRS, umpteen helo's, diversionary tactics and gawd knows what else following hard on their heels...and of course it would be of 'no defence significance' simply because those who needed to know already knew exactly what it was. Perhaps it was known the craft was off track and local RAF radar stations had already been alerted to track its descent. Then what might have happened was that once they knew it was going to come down in the forest, the RAF notified Bentwaters and because Woodbridge was nearer the projected landing site, Bentwaters call Woodbridge. On receipt of the alert, Woodbridge security staff immediately rush into the forest to secure the area in readiness for the recovery.
6. A resident of Sudbourne stated he saw something akin to an upside down mushroom hovering over his house.....and a Soyuz capsule suspended under a parachute(s) could look very much like an upside mushroom (go to:
Here)
7. Soyuz was designed to land back on the ground, not in the sea.
Of course, much of the above could apply equally well to an Apollo hoax - but the weakness with the Apollo hoax is the difficulty in gaining access to the capsule, bringing it out onto the airfield, hooking it up then flying off with it. I've no idea what happens when US helo's take to the air but from the RN helo's I've seen taking off from onboard ship, the fight deck crew are usually in attendance to give the pilot an assurance that all strops etc have been cleared. If you are about to fly off with a highly classified piece of kit for a bit of a lark, the last thing you need is a dozen others watching you go....(never mind the control tower staff - even the most inattentive skeleton duty watch might have noticed a helo dangling an Apollo capsule taking to the air)
As I stated previously, this is not a criticism of the Apollo hoax suggestion and I have absolutely no idea if the above is any more valid but one thing is for sure, if it was a highly classified Soyuz mission that ended with the capsule landing in the UK instead of in the USSR because of some technical problem, then boy, what a flap that would cause - and if the craft bore markings in the Russian alphabet, then they could look like odd hieroglyphics....
Admin edit: I shortened the link you posted, as it was stretching the page. Cheers.
You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time (Winston Churchill)...causa latet, vis est notissima